Some of my own observations - 'Stupid things that we say' 
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"Would you like a coffee, I've just boiled the kettle."
"I'm going to hop in the shower."
"I'm going to fly down the road."

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Stupid things we say:
From Barbara Kay, Orlando, Florida, USA
"I'll slap u silly if u do that again" ( I was a hell on wheels) Ask anyone in Azalea Park
"Please pass the push bread"...Mer and moms saying as i recall
"The breeze seems to be failing us"
"Move carefully and come away"...talking bout being near a snake or dangerous critter
"I'm gonna make my way down to the store"
"I'm just piddlin round"
"See ya in a bit"
"I've never"
"Bless her pea-pickin heart"
"Git on now"
"I've had a day and a half"
"Lordy Lordy God all-mighty"
"By gravy........you better behave yurself"
"You better not be late...by fire" what the hell that meant I do not know but mom said it plenty.
OK that's enough but i could go onandonandonandon
Sleep tight...dont let the bed bugs bite........... snug as a bug in a rug
From Paul in Broadley Common, Essex, UK
"The state you're in, just look at your face" which usually was followed by a slap as I contorted my face in an attempt to look down my cheeks...
From John in Temple Terrace, Florida, USA
"I'll be back, directly."  Cultural Note:  this is from Appalachia and i hab no idee` wot it means!  my mer said it so there!
"Be back in a flash!"  Mid-West, USA, '50's
"Let's go down to Johnnie Pechino's and grabba fishbowl!"  New Philadelphia, Ohio, 1949
Barbara Kay in Orlando
John in Temple Terrace
Paul in Broadley Common
Stupid things we say - we really do say some crazy things - If your mum or dad or anyone else you know has a habit of saying something that just don't make no sense - send it in & send in your pic.
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